fuck yeah stephen colbert

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marigoldsky:

I just can’t ever take my eyes off of Stephen Colbert in this skit. I JUST CANNOT, OKAY?

marigoldsky:

This post is dedicated to my best friend, Jaime [santanaisbitho] on her birthday. She is an amazing person, and if you are interested in any of the following fandoms, you should give her a follow:

Glee, White Collar, Chuck, Harry Potter, Peanuts, Strangers with Candy, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Due South, Psych, How I Met Your Mother, Friends

That’s not all, but she is into everything, so seriously, follow her.

Happy birthday, Jaime! I love you.

theinquietude:

Tad, the building manager!

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gingerrlocks:

Stephen: You busy right now?
Tad: Well, now is not a great time, I have some guys over, we were gonna go down to the boiler room.
Stephen: To fix the boiler?
Tad: Sure

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ohyoureadoll:

They are so depressing sometimes. 

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Stephen: Nation, I’d like to clear the air about something. Long time viewers know I’ve said some pretty harsh things about igneous rocks. Well, tonight…

Pavlos: That’s not the only thing you’ve said in the past. Hello, Stavros.
Stavros: Pavlos, my long lost evil fraternal twin! You were dead!
Pavlos: I was just holding my breath.
Stavros: But we cremated you!
Pavlos: Check that urn again.
Stavros: Oh my God, it’s not ashes. It’s Fresh Step scoopable kitty litter!
Pavlos: Now with carbon to eliminate odor.
Stavros: You madman!
Pavlos: Mad? No, just crazy … about these Pillsbury Strawberry Toaster Strudels! I’ve waited a lifetime to get my revenge, but in just one minute, I’ll have a delicious, piping hot pastry. Your children will love them … your grieving children! Goodbye, Stavros.
Stavros: Pavlos, no! Noooooooo!
Pavlos: I’m off to my mountain lair, but not without my strudel!
Stavros: Cheerios! Cheerios! Cheerios, no! Why did you take that bullet for me? Don’t die, don’t die, oh no! Cheerios, you have so much to live for! Like your 25% daily value of riboflavin. Let me stop the bleeding. Oh, Cheerios, so delicious! You can’t die, Cheerios, I’m carrying your baby!

Chuck Noblet: “Geoffrey I am cooling down”
Geoffrey Jellineck: “I’ll be down in a minute Chuck please.”

- Strangers With Candy 1x07 Feather In The Storm