Jon: Stephen! Woah! Boom! Stephen!
Stephen: No, Jon. Not tonight. I have a headache.
Jon: What the hell, man? We do this, like, twice a week! Just come on, just a quicke. Come on.
Stephen: What can I say, Jon? I’m not in the mood!
Jon: Look, I’m… I’m sorry, baby. Is there something I’m doing. Is there something bothering you?
Stephen: No! No…
Jon: Then let’s do this! Come, on. Let’s do this!
Stephen: You want to do the toss even though you know I don’t want to do it?!… You are disgusting! I am going to sleep!
Jon: Oh, great! That’s just great! You know what? You go ahead and sleep and I’ll just- like I always do - just go to the back and do the toss myself!… I’m not sure what we’re talking about anymore

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