January 2010
“i can haz cheezburger? No! Don’t ask for a handout. I can EARN cheezburger.”
– Stephen Colbert [via passthemike] (via drinkyourjuice)
“Now, I don’t see race. People tell me I’m white, and I believe them because I...”
– Colbert, interviewing Snoop Dogg (via aatombomb)
“I can’t prove it, but I can say it.”
– Stephen Colbert (via sourstripe)
“You can’t spell ‘parentry’ without ‘try.’
(Also, you can’t spell ‘emotional...”
– I Am America (and so can you!) by Stephen Colbert (via ohheyshan)
“The Democrats are going to change everything. We’re going to have gay parents...”
– Stephen Colbert (via ihatethismess)
December 2009
“No man is an island, but I have one hell of a peninsula”
– Stephen Colbert (via jessdell)
