December 2009
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Just make sure to stab with an...”
– Stephen Colbert (via emeraldgirl503)
“[Glenn Beck] raised the stupid bar and now it’s nearly inapproachable.
I worry...”
– Stephen Colbert (Atlantic Monthly) (via ibnabeeomar)
“I’m so excited I’m sporting a yule log.”
– Stephen Colbert (via nakedskeleton)
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere I go… but that’s...”
– Stephen Colbert (via emeraldgirl503)
“Changing ‘French fries’ to ‘Freedom fries’ was arguably this Republican...”
– Stephen Colbert (via rachelzion)
Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA
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“It sounds to me like you want to handcuff the invisible hand of the market. The...”
– Stephen Colbert to Sen Bernie Sanders (via brooklynmutt)
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“Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state that makes...”
– Top 10 The Colbert Report Quotes - TVLoop (via kabloom)
