“ I text allegiance to the flag of the United States of American Apparel, and to the Facebook, for which it friends, one nation, OMG, indivizzibizzle, with liberty and Jonas for all.
Stephen Colbert’s Pledge 2.0 (this year’s Tickle-Me-Elmo [hopefully])
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“ Life is full of little ironies. None greater than the fact that God decreed that gays must never marry. But then made them such great wedding planners.
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Colbert's Best Crackups
One of the things that makes Stephen Colbert so beloved is his ability to stay in character under the most difficult circumstances. Which is probably why it’s so funny when he does break.
